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I thought I'd share my away message:


Discovery Channel UD Presents: The Mating Rituals of UD's Best and Brightest...
Let's watch as Alpha Male and Beta Male battle for the affections for Kappa Female. It's gonna be a fierce fight but I feel certain that both Alpha Male and Beta Male will survive the rumble.
My word! Will Delta and Epsilon males be able to survive watching Sigma and Omega females being fondled by Alpha and Beta Males duting the mating ritual?!?
It looks like they are, Jeff. Watch as Beta Male approaches Omega female, by the right! He's so subtle!
You'd never even know he was playing the game, Bradley.
He's just that subtle, Jeff! By playing the "inebriated card" Beta is able to get away a whole array of tricks!

... the cast party was better than any Discovery Channel special, ever.

Hooray hormones!

Seriously, you guys, that party was insane. I felt very much on the outside, because I had nothing to do with the drama at hand, but it was so interesting to see this freshman nonsense going on knowing that I wouldn't be there next year to deal with it. Mr. Sanker is going to have a very interesting tenure at UD... he's a really good person and much more open about life in general which makes me believe that he is more likely to find someone good for him than Matteo was ever likely to do.

I do worry about my boys. I want them to be happy and healthy and well taken-care of. People like Nickolas Lacke I feel more confident about because they're more aware of things, but people who play into the game like Tristan to a huge extent... I just want to give him a life line. Like, you know... this whole thing isn't real. This is college. It's a huge game and it's basically called "Childhood: The Extended DVD edition" where you get to live a consequence-free lifestyle for a few short years before adulthood catches up.

Sending in resumes has taught me this.

haha... this asshole cop tried to catch me at the underage-drinking age tonight. Here was the exchange...

a cop comes in, and shines his light at a party...
Miss Jessica: Is silent, but quietly puts down her beer, because why cause trouble?

EVIL YOUNG ARROGANT COP ENTERS

EVIL YOUNG COP: You. How old are you.
Miss Jessica: I'm 21.
EVIL YOUNG COP: Let's see some ID.
Miss Jessica: Well, I don't carry my ID around with me everywhere. If you wanted to take me home I could show you.
EVIL YOUNG COP: I'm not taking you anywhere. Do you have your student ID with you?
Miss Jessica: Sure. she takes it out
EVIL YOUNG COP: 2370----. What's your address? glares
Miss Jessica: 456 Kiefaber.
The headset crackles. We hear, very loudly, a voice saying "456 Kiefaber."
EVIL YOUNG COP: 456 Kiefaber, Huh. I suggest you find it. And you'd better drop the attitude.
Miss Jessica: But I didn't say anything! I just said that I didn't have my ID!
EVIL YOUNG COP: I could see your lips moving with the search light.

... so I went home, and my Discovery Channel fun was ended. Seriously, though, it was kind of nice knowing that I was doing nothing illegial, and that the asshole cop had nothing on me. It was also nice hanging out with Dave Krivonak, who I haven't chilled with (read: freak-danced with) since ... a long time.

Long live the cast parties, no matter who may choose to obstain because of their own personal lameness.